Subject: I thought this was funny (fwd)





   Bill Clinton and his chauffeur were out driving in the country
and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a
country road. Clinton told the chauffeur to drive up to the
farm and apologize to the farmer.

    They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked
on the front door and was let in.  He was in there for what
seemed hours.  When he came out, Clinton was confused about why
his employee had been there so long.

    "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a
beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter
showered me with kisses," explained the driver.

    "What did you tell the farmer?"  Clinton asked.

    The chauffeur replied, "I told him that I was Bill Clinton's
driver and I'd just killed the pig."